"Oh, for the love of Dog!"
Did I spell that wrong?
Seriously.
This post is about dogs.
And stuff....gross stuff.
Which seems to go hand in hand with dogs.
If you have any, you know exactly what I mean.
Although I might paint a romantic picture of what farm life is all about,
don't be fooled.
because I just figured out that the large brown stain on the right sleeve was...
barncat poop.
(If you have a cat, you will agree with me that nothing smells worse than cat poop!)
Nothing.
Back to the dogs.....
Every night when we go to bed, the dogs go to bed, too.
They each have their own doggie bed.
Sadie and Maddie, our big, exceptionally hairy, cold weather dogs
This is good, too, because Maddie has unpredictable anal glands that leak from time to time....
without warning.
I could write a post on just this subject alone!
Let's not go there, ok?
Hickory, our senior citizen sleeps in a bed in the laundry room...
(senile incontinence) easy to clean up.
They are our back up alarm clock...
always rousing us before the sun comes up.
Last night, for some reason, Oakley would not sleep in his bed
and instead slept on the floor beside Hubbs' side of the bed.
(We figured he was dreaming.)
That is until morning, when we found the reason he was growling.
What is that lying on the floor in front of his bed???
What is that lying on the floor in front of his bed???
Yes, that's it...a featherless, decapitated bird of some sort.
Grosser than gross.
He was protecting a treasure that he had snuck into the house before bed last night.
Needless to say, we absconded with that and washed the carpet.
Later in the morning.....
He had found something else, equally disgusting.
I love my dogs; truly, I do.
But I have to admit....
I sometimes ask my self...
"whatever was I thinking??"
If I have grossed you out today, I apologize.
But I thought you needed to know the truth...
the whole truth and nothing but the truth!
Comments
Good post. 8^)
Ohhhhh the piggie face.
My BEST household toy is THE LITTE GREEN MACHINE By Bissell. I am on my second one!! It has saved my sanity with puppy training and other "odd" mistakes on the carpet..lol
I agree the picture with the cat shows how small the piggies still are.
Love that last picture too...so sweet...well, maybe not sweet that way...just cute.
Guess I'm wierd - I thought this post was hilarious!
Guess I'm wierd - I thought this post was hilarious!
Ugh just as I'm writing this one of the cats dropped a "gift" on the deck and the pig and the sheep snuck into the yard... Gotta go!
Connie
Dodger is a black Lab and the only one I have ever see that hates water!? Whats up with that? He can clear a room faster then a skunk! and look at you with a "Whats your problem? Aw' come on back, it's not that bad!" look on his face!
Gotta love em!
Glad to know this kind of stuff happens to others.