"Roy Boy, here, reporting live for HLN
(that's Hen-Line News)
from Bee Haven Acres."
"It seems there's been a little fowl play in the henhouse this week.
Apparently someone has been cannibalizing eggs...
cracking them open and eating their contents."
"A little investigative journalism (by a very handsome ace rooster reporter)
has revealed some very convincing evidence."
"Miss Beulah Eggbeater (evidently on-strike from laying eggs herself),
has been caught red-taloned and charged with
theft, destruction of property, and willful misconduct."
"The case was tried by The Honorable TomTom the Omnipresent."
"And after a moment of personal deliberation...."
"A guilty verdict was handed down to the defendant."
"Miss Beulah Eggbeater was released to the custody of Gus Guinea with a warning."
"Judge TomTom admonished...'If you, young lady are ever caught committing these
heinous crimes again, the punishment for a second offense will be the soup kettle!' "
"This is RoyBoy, super sleuth, ace reporter for HLN signing off.
Have a great weekend, folks!"
Heard before the audio portion of our show was turned off:
"Can anyone tell me what the heck I stepped in?"
Thanks for stopping by the farm!
Have a wonderful weekend.
We hope to see you back on Monday for more Tails from the Farm!!
Comments
Have a great weekend...
Cynthia in Denver
So far none of that is going on here, however, Eleanor has not laid an egg since fall....bummer.
Does your imagination keep you awake at night?? Love it..
xo Kris
Velva
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