Friday, October 18, 2013

A Hostage Situation

Me:  Hey, Andy... come on out and say "hi".


Me:  I have a Ritz for you.
Donald:  I'll take that.


Me:  Come on, Andy... you know you love Ritz!


Andy:   Nom, nom, nom.


Andy:  Nom, nom, nom....Love Ritz!


Andy:  Hey!  Got any more?

Me:  Sorry Andy, that was the last one.

Andy:  Seriously?  You've gotta be kidding me.

Donald:  Pssssst.  Hey, kid....


Donald:  Listen here, kid.  You'd better think of something quick!
A Ritz shortage is a serious matter!


Andy: To Whom It May Concern,
We're holding the lady hostage until we get our Ritz.
You have until tomorrow to deliver several boxes, or the lady's history.
Got it?

12 comments:

  1. Andy is such a handsome, handsome boy. I'd volunteer to be held hostage by him, if he'd let me brush that coat.

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  2. Oh, I'm afraid by the time the Postal Service delivered my Ritz the lady would be very, very hungry herself. So lets hope someone else is to the rescue!! I think the lady has learned her lesson, Never, Never got out without a full box!!!

    Ha, Ha, Enjoy your weekend! That is if someone rescued you! Hugs!!

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  3. I know how you feel....I best not be running out of animal crackers or the bunnies get revenge..

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  4. Heeeheee! You knew better than to come empty handed! Now you better just jump in your rig and head to the store!

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  5. Love reading your blogs. You make them fun and interesting.

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  6. Sounds like you need to have a "Ritz stash" somewhere...Cute post/pictures. Have a great weekend..

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  7. Oh cute . Looks like ya better get more Ritz then lol ! Thanks for sharing . Have a good weekend !

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  8. Mine love Ritz too... it's the goat keeper's secret weapon.

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  9. Fun to see a few of the Bee Haven clan . . . I've missed out for a week, now I play catch up . . .

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  10. Playing 'catch-up' here... long time, no visit... Sorry, I am a horrible friend... still living out of boxes... I can't believe how long it is taking us to settle into this house... and wishing I were over in PA, hanging out with you and the 'Tall Tale Gang'.
    Hugz & miss you.
    I'll call you soon to chat,,, maybe a little wine & Ritz unless there is still a 'Hostage Situation'...lol! hugz
    >^..^<

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  11. It's always better with a Ritz, isn't it? :-)

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