Friday, October 18, 2013

A Hostage Situation

Me:  Hey, Andy... come on out and say "hi".


Me:  I have a Ritz for you.
Donald:  I'll take that.


Me:  Come on, Andy... you know you love Ritz!


Andy:   Nom, nom, nom.


Andy:  Nom, nom, nom....Love Ritz!


Andy:  Hey!  Got any more?

Me:  Sorry Andy, that was the last one.

Andy:  Seriously?  You've gotta be kidding me.

Donald:  Pssssst.  Hey, kid....


Donald:  Listen here, kid.  You'd better think of something quick!
A Ritz shortage is a serious matter!


Andy: To Whom It May Concern,
We're holding the lady hostage until we get our Ritz.
You have until tomorrow to deliver several boxes, or the lady's history.
Got it?

12 comments:

Carla said...

Andy is such a handsome, handsome boy. I'd volunteer to be held hostage by him, if he'd let me brush that coat.

Junebug said...

Oh, I'm afraid by the time the Postal Service delivered my Ritz the lady would be very, very hungry herself. So lets hope someone else is to the rescue!! I think the lady has learned her lesson, Never, Never got out without a full box!!!

Ha, Ha, Enjoy your weekend! That is if someone rescued you! Hugs!!

colleen said...

I know how you feel....I best not be running out of animal crackers or the bunnies get revenge..

Karen L. Bates said...

Heeeheee! You knew better than to come empty handed! Now you better just jump in your rig and head to the store!

countrynmore said...

Love reading your blogs. You make them fun and interesting.

Susannah said...

Funny! HAHAHAHA!

missy said...

Sounds like you need to have a "Ritz stash" somewhere...Cute post/pictures. Have a great weekend..

Country Gal said...

Oh cute . Looks like ya better get more Ritz then lol ! Thanks for sharing . Have a good weekend !

Mary Ann said...

Mine love Ritz too... it's the goat keeper's secret weapon.

Lynne said...

Fun to see a few of the Bee Haven clan . . . I've missed out for a week, now I play catch up . . .

Katmom said...

Playing 'catch-up' here... long time, no visit... Sorry, I am a horrible friend... still living out of boxes... I can't believe how long it is taking us to settle into this house... and wishing I were over in PA, hanging out with you and the 'Tall Tale Gang'.
Hugz & miss you.
I'll call you soon to chat,,, maybe a little wine & Ritz unless there is still a 'Hostage Situation'...lol! hugz
>^..^<

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

It's always better with a Ritz, isn't it? :-)

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