Me: Hey, Andy... come on out and say "hi".
Me: I have a Ritz for you.
Donald: I'll take that.
Me: Come on, Andy... you know you love Ritz!
Andy: Nom, nom, nom.
Andy: Nom, nom, nom....Love Ritz!
Andy: Hey! Got any more?
Me: Sorry Andy, that was the last one.
Andy: Seriously? You've gotta be kidding me.
Donald: Pssssst. Hey, kid....
Donald: Listen here, kid. You'd better think of something quick!
A Ritz shortage is a serious matter!
Andy: To Whom It May Concern,
We're holding the lady hostage until we get our Ritz.
You have until tomorrow to deliver several boxes, or the lady's history.