The Hank Report...The Terror Continues

Looking down the barrel 

of a highly specialized,

very sophisticated

piece of artillery...

my only defense against...

a maniacal flogging rooster.
Hank, 

in the sights

of my trusty

Super Soaker.
It's the only way I can safely get
any farm chores done.
Otherwise, I remain
totally 
terrorized!

If you happen to see my Hubbs....
make sure you ask him
about the flogging he received 
this past Sunday.

Aggressive rooster...primal fear...bad language...

Not a pretty sight.

Oh yea....he says...
"I wasn't afraid, I was establishing dominance!"

(Too much testosterone around here if you ask me.)

Comments

Anke said…
You are a much better person than I am. I love animals, I really really do, but Hank would have been chicken stock by now... Does the super soaker work?
May 4, 2010 at 7:15 AM
Bee Haven Bev said…
Yes, amazingly, the super soaker does work....as long as you have it with you at all times!
May 4, 2010 at 9:55 AM
The Blackwood Cottage said…
That's what you need to do, show dominance, remember....you are leader of the rooster and the hens!
Whatever you do, don't turn your back on a big bad bird!
Machelle
May 4, 2010 at 9:57 AM
Anonymous said…
That's the trick..walk softly and carry a big super soaker!! Glad to see you are well armed.
May 4, 2010 at 11:17 AM
Unknown said…
Love it!!!! I am still laughing!! Poor hubby!
May 4, 2010 at 11:34 AM
Kessie said…
Oh gosh, you just made my day. I've had mean roosters before, and never thought to use a super soaker! Usually I just carried a big stick.
May 4, 2010 at 1:46 PM
Anonymous said…
And I was left in the gator with nothing to protect me but Mollie...while Hank was circling!!!! I'm not particularly interested in establishing dominence :)
May 4, 2010 at 6:47 PM
countrynmore said…
You would think that after several hits from the super soaker, Hank would have learned by now. I am sorry that you have to resort to a defensive mode in order to do your chores.
May 4, 2010 at 7:48 PM
Katmom said…
hahaha! Poor Jack...
Have you discussed this matter with TomTom...can't he & his "Posse" do anything!?!
lol!
May 5, 2010 at 12:14 AM
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