"Roy Boy, here, reporting live for HLN
(that's Hen-Line News)
from Bee Haven Acres."
"It seems there's been a little fowl play in the henhouse this week.
Apparently someone has been cannibalizing eggs...
cracking them open and eating their contents."
"A little investigative journalism (by a very handsome ace rooster reporter)
has revealed some very convincing evidence."
"Miss Beulah Eggbeater (evidently on-strike from laying eggs herself),
has been caught red-taloned and charged with
theft, destruction of property, and willful misconduct."
"The case was tried by The Honorable TomTom the Omnipresent."
"And after a moment of personal deliberation...."
"A guilty verdict was handed down to the defendant."
"Miss Beulah Eggbeater was released to the custody of Gus Guinea with a warning."
"Judge TomTom admonished...'If you, young lady are ever caught committing these
heinous crimes again, the punishment for a second offense will be the soup kettle!' "
"This is RoyBoy, super sleuth, ace reporter for HLN signing off.
Have a great weekend, folks!"
Heard before the audio portion of our show was turned off:
"Can anyone tell me what the heck I stepped in?"
Thanks for stopping by the farm!
Have a wonderful weekend.
We hope to see you back on Monday for more Tails from the Farm!!