Too Close For Comfort

Me: "Hey Ginger, MaryAnn... come out and play.  It's a beautiful day!

Ginger:  "Sorry, I just ate.  It's nap time."

MaryAnn:  "I'll come out, Mom.  Got any peanut butter celery?"

Me:  "No, sorry... just Bobby and Sammy... they want to see you."

"Hey Sammy, come see Piggie."

Sammy:  "I don't know... the pigs kinda freak me out."

Me:  "It's ok, Sammy.  The piggies love company....

see?"

MaryAnn:  "Wanna kiss?"

Sammy:  "That's ok."

Me:  "Stand perfectly still, Sammy."

Sammy:  "Whoa, now that's a little too close for comfort!....

I'm outta here!"

Bobby: "There's no way I'm going to lift my tail off the ground!"